castielscongregation:

Having very serious conversations about fictional universes is one of my favorite things to do.

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

heckacute:

I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful. 

I like stories with magic powers in them. Either in kingdoms on Earth or on foreign planets. Usually I prefer a girl hero, but not always.

tagged → #moonrise kingdom

tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

eurovisionth0ngcontest:

People have a problem with “hairy, man-hating lesbians” yet no one seems to have a problem with hairy, woman-hating straight guys, why is this

k3utommy:

*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook

infidi:

a cinematic masterpiece of our time

tagged → #tmpgis

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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tagged → #OH MY GOD #romney #what