Having very serious conversations about fictional universes is one of my favorite things to do.
they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.
I like stories with magic powers in them. Either in kingdoms on Earth or on foreign planets. Usually I prefer a girl hero, but not always.
whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can
had me a blast
dick in my ass
You don’t know how much someone is worth to you
until you sell them
People have a problem with “hairy, man-hating lesbians” yet no one seems to have a problem with hairy, woman-hating straight guys, why is this
*hands you the death note* hi can you sign my yearbook
a cinematic masterpiece of our time