- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
am i the only person here who reads tea and drinks books
I can’t hear you I’m eating chips
jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
don’t limit yourself to panicking at the disco. panic everywhere. follow your wildest most anxious dreams